The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio

~~Cosmored~~ · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:02 PM

huge, paranoid, conspiracy theory-esque wall o' text removed

Demyx · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:24 PM

best watch yo'self, buzz aldrin is sneaking up behind you to pop a cap in your ass

Volvox · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:41 PM

I thought Buzz just punched people in the face?

Demyx · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:53 PM

He can do what he wants, he's Buzz Motherfuckin Aldrin

Volvox · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 03:44 PM

Man, I heard hes so good, he went to the MOON

Demyx · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 03:47 PM

Holy shit no one can do that

It must be fake

Kenny Strife · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 06:36 PM

That's a big fuckin' wall o' text.

Nexuscore · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:01 PM

and links

Volvox · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:02 PM

Have another wall of text and links

~~The Wheels Of If~~ · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:10 PM

This thread never happened. It was a hoax produced in a studio!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Sir Linguinelot · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:15 PM

The evidence that the existence of a poster called cosmored was faked in a studio is crushing. I have compiled extensive documentation of this shocking reality after reading every issue of Cosmpolitan and Redbook ever published. I may even post proof of this hoax in the form of a not-at-all amateurish video on Youtube at some unspecified point in the future that does not in the least suggest that I am a conspiratorial whackjob. Until then, just take my word for it that cosmored does not actually exist—and, as a mind-blowingly paradoxical consequence of this fact, NEITHER DOES THIS THREAD.

EDIT: DAMMIT, WHEELS, STEALIN MY SCOOP LIKE THAT.

Circle · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:43 PM

The fact OP really believed anyone could watch that many YouTube clips poses serious contention to his credibility

Demyx · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:00 PM

What I don't get about the moon landing conspiracists is even if we faked it what difference does it make

like serious tangible difference in everyone's lives.

Hinoa · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:14 PM

Oh, is this the crazy conspiracy theory thread? 'Cause if so, I've got a great one about hypnotic brain signals embedded in Glenn Beck's voice...

Circle · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demyx

What I don't get about the moon landing conspiracists is even if we faked it what difference does it make

like serious tangible difference in everyone's lives.

I think you fail to realize that without our lunar empire, the Soviets will rise again

It's even mentioned explicitly in OP's post, jeez

Demyx · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circle

I think you fail to realize that without our lunar empire, the Soviets will rise again

It's even mentioned explicitly in OP's post, jeez

shhh, I don't want him to realize I'm a filthy commie

hataline · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circle

The fact OP really believed anyone could watch that many YouTube clips poses serious contention to his credibility

Not even if he read OMFG Internet?

Sir Linguinelot · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demyx

What I don't get about the moon landing conspiracists is even if we faked it what difference does it make

like serious tangible difference in everyone's lives.

The thought has crossed my mind as well. I suspect that means I am missing something due to a block created by some sort of mind-control program. Which brings me to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by hataline

Not even if he read OMFG Internet?

OMFG Internet is secret government program to control the masses via mindless entertainment. Fluoridated water just wasn't enough.

Naturally, the OP would have been wise to avoid that thread, being the clever person he/she is.

Kitteh · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demyx

What I don't get about the moon landing conspiracists is even if we faked it what difference does it make

like serious tangible difference in everyone's lives.

If no one had landed on the moon in 1969 then we wouldn't have all those domed lunar settlements full of robotic servants and floating cars in the year 2000

Kenny Strife · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 10:37 PM

I hereby challenge the OP to a poppin' 'n' lockin' contest

n00beast · Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 11:56 PM

The evidence that the moon is in fact made of cheese is crushing.

The US government can't censor the evidence that's on the internet but it can bury it with disinformation and obfuscation. If you enter "Moon made of cheese" in Google, you'll find about fifteen pro-cheese sites for every hoax site. I made a collection of some of the hoax evidence the government is trying to bury.

An informative youtube video.
informativeyoutubevideo

Ensign Epic · Fri, Aug 27th, 2010, 12:26 AM

cool story bro
paranoid people are hilarious

**krustywazoo** · Fri, Aug 27th, 2010, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badgerman of DOOM

cool story bro
paranoid people are hilarious

^ what he said.

Take your paranoid posts elsewhere.

Aelfrhian · Sat, Aug 28th, 2010, 03:42 AM

QUIT YER DAMNED BITCHIN' ABOUT THREAD LOCKAGE -- AND DON'T BITCH ABOUT ANY BANDWAGONS FROM THIS THREAD IF/WHEN THEY GET LOCKED (if they do).

THE OP OF THIS THREAD IS/WAS A SPAMMER AND IT IS UP TO THE MODERATORS TO DECIDE IF THEY WISH SPAM THREADS LEFT OPEN OR TO LOCK THEM. GO READ THE RULES ON THAT.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:02 PM	#1
~~Cosmored~~ Banned Join Date: 26th Aug, 2010 Posts: 1	The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio huge, paranoid, conspiracy theory-esque wall o' text removed Last edited by krustywazoo; Fri, Aug 27th, 2010 at 12:34 AM.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:24 PM	#2
Demyx Master of Absurdity Join Date: 5th Apr, 2007 Location: nowhere Posts: 39,794	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio best watch yo'self, buzz aldrin is sneaking up behind you to pop a cap in your ass __________________ Don't worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don't worry.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:41 PM	#3
Volvox Two Lenses, One Mullet, Pure Awesome. Join Date: 15th Nov, 2006 Location: Inside Your Mind Posts: 5,160	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio I thought Buzz just punched people in the face? __________________ "Then, as the others manifest, the hobo begins to lovingly lick Jhonk's left elbow." "caine is the perfect lover" -Pyro

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 02:53 PM	#4
Demyx Master of Absurdity Join Date: 5th Apr, 2007 Location: nowhere Posts: 39,794	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio He can do what he wants, he's Buzz Motherfuckin Aldrin __________________ Don't worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don't worry.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 03:44 PM	#5
Volvox Two Lenses, One Mullet, Pure Awesome. Join Date: 15th Nov, 2006 Location: Inside Your Mind Posts: 5,160	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio Man, I heard hes so good, he went to the MOON __________________ "Then, as the others manifest, the hobo begins to lovingly lick Jhonk's left elbow." "caine is the perfect lover" -Pyro

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 03:47 PM	#6
Demyx Master of Absurdity Join Date: 5th Apr, 2007 Location: nowhere Posts: 39,794	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio Holy shit no one can do that It must be fake __________________ Don't worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don't worry.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 06:36 PM	#7
Kenny Strife Disco Ninja Dep't of Swords and Sorcery RPGuru Join Date: 7th Dec, 2004 Posts: 26,500	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio That's a big fuckin' wall o' text.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:01 PM	#8
Nexuscore a laranja da laranja Join Date: 1st Jun, 2005 Posts: 17,831	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio and links __________________

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:02 PM	#9
Volvox Two Lenses, One Mullet, Pure Awesome. Join Date: 15th Nov, 2006 Location: Inside Your Mind Posts: 5,160	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio Have another wall of text and links __________________ "Then, as the others manifest, the hobo begins to lovingly lick Jhonk's left elbow." "caine is the perfect lover" -Pyro

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:10 PM	#10
~~The Wheels Of If~~ Banned Join Date: 2nd Jul, 2005 Location: The Dimension of Doom Posts: 32,574	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio This thread never happened. It was a hoax produced in a studio! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:15 PM	#11
Sir Linguinelot Senior Guild Member Join Date: 8th Oct, 2005 Location: http://fav.me/d3gih9g Posts: 3,113	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio The evidence that the existence of a poster called cosmored was faked in a studio is crushing. I have compiled extensive documentation of this shocking reality after reading every issue of Cosmpolitan and Redbook ever published. I may even post proof of this hoax in the form of a not-at-all amateurish video on Youtube at some unspecified point in the future that does not in the least suggest that I am a conspiratorial whackjob. Until then, just take my word for it that cosmored does not actually exist—and, as a mind-blowingly paradoxical consequence of this fact, NEITHER DOES THIS THREAD. EDIT: DAMMIT, WHEELS, STEALIN MY SCOOP LIKE THAT. Last edited by Sir Linguinelot; Thu, Aug 26th, 2010 at 07:17 PM. Reason: Next up:The Wheels of If was created in a sekrit gubmint lab.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 07:43 PM	#12
Circle In tHe WiNdMiLlS of YOUR mInD Join Date: 10th Aug, 2004 Location: The last bastion of hope, in a world of corruption... Posts: 7,479	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio The fact OP really believed anyone could watch that many YouTube clips poses serious contention to his credibility __________________ My in-game name : maceblade Signature by HeyG.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:00 PM	#13
Demyx Master of Absurdity Join Date: 5th Apr, 2007 Location: nowhere Posts: 39,794	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio What I don't get about the moon landing conspiracists is even if we faked it what difference does it make like serious tangible difference in everyone's lives. __________________ Don't worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Don't worry.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 08:14 PM	#14
Hinoa I happen to like my mediocrity! Join Date: 22nd Oct, 2005 Location: Yare yare... Posts: 6,807	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio Oh, is this the crazy conspiracy theory thread? 'Cause if so, I've got a great one about hypnotic brain signals embedded in Glenn Beck's voice... __________________ Ask Hinoa returns! [11:09pm] Kirie: I swear, only Hinoa would ever die just to spite me.

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 10:37 PM	#20
Kenny Strife Disco Ninja Dep't of Swords and Sorcery RPGuru Join Date: 7th Dec, 2004 Posts: 26,500	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio I hereby challenge the OP to a poppin' 'n' lockin' contest

Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 11:56 PM	#21
n00beast is Nito's hearth rug I was "mod" for a day. Join Date: 14th Aug, 2004 Location: The Republic of Deseret Posts: 18,668	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio The evidence that the moon is in fact made of cheese is crushing. The US government can't censor the evidence that's on the internet but it can bury it with disinformation and obfuscation. If you enter "Moon made of cheese" in Google, you'll find about fifteen pro-cheese sites for every hoax site. I made a collection of some of the hoax evidence the government is trying to bury. An informative youtube video. informativeyoutubevideo __________________

Fri, Aug 27th, 2010, 12:26 AM	#22
Ensign Epic RRageBadgeRR I co-GM'd MAFIA of LOATHING 2012 - and survived! Join Date: 7th Dec, 2006 Location: flower power Posts: 10,403	Re: The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio cool story bro paranoid people are hilarious __________________ Originally posted by Mukuu: Really... of all the people to get the Mundo restriction... its Drail. Fucking Drail.

Sat, Aug 28th, 2010, 03:42 AM	#24
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